Top Reasons To Embrace Being Single

Originally Posted 06/27/2007


Okay, so since I am once again living single, I though..there has to be something positive about not having my <3 here with me anymore :( But ya know what? The more I htink about it..there ARE some positives!! Feel free to add on at your leisure...


1: BLOOMERS!!! Now I do admit to liking thongs, boyshorts and all the cute little frilly panties that you get when you wanna feel sexy, sensual, etc. But dammit...Bloomers can be wonderful sometimes!! Sometimes you just wanna throw on a big ole pair of comfy big girl draws..and not be ashamed! So today I am wearing bloomers in honor of all my single girls.

2: No more panic attacks when out of the blue...you feel bubble guts coming on in the middle of the night! Yeah..you knew you were lactose intolerant when you grabbed that dish of ice cream, but hey...we gotta do it sometimes. But now..when the inevitable happens..and you start hearing that *blurgh blurple* in the middle of the night...you don't have to panic and get the *OH MY GAWD..what do I do now???!!!* You don't have to pull a ninja move after he goes to sleep and sneak down to the downstairs bathroom..lighting matches and running the water in the sink to hide sound effects. NO MAS!!! Let it go sistren!!! Let your gut bubble! Got a little gas? Let it out!!!

3: When you feel like having a loaf of italian bread with real butter as your dinner..followed by that 1 pound box of mike and ike..DO IT!! You no longer have to cook well balanced meals when you don't feel like cooking. You no longer have to hide the tollhouse cookies because you want him to think all you eat is tofu..

4: You can go to bed bare faced! No more trying to sleep in weird positions so that if he happens to see you asleep..your face is still lightly made up and your hair is still coiffed. let your naps show ladies!

5: No more holding back. Admit it..there were times when you just felt like reaching over and punching him in the jugular vein...but you didn't. Even though you might still want to punch him sometimes if he is not there in front of you, the air punches don't count, right?

Okay...that is it for now. I'll update with more if I think of them!