Originally posted 03/06-2006

Sooooooo...I'm sitting here, enjoying a leisurely day off. Now I know...to most of you...leisurely means you sit around eating bon bons and watching the court shows. But this is MY life...so that means...first cleaning up the kitchen and livingroom, so that I can gaze at the growing mound of laundry that is piled into the corner. Sorting through the 30 sum' purses I have and pulling together the 1/2 filled rolls of quarters that are scattered throughout the house. Ultimately getting together 15.00 in quarters. Considering that the washer and dryer each cost 1.00 for each use..that is not too bad. Until you consider that I have maybe 30.00 worth of laundry that needs to be washed. Okay....I can do this. I am poor black/white woman, hear me roar! So erra....if you happen to stop by my house and everything is dark and/or wet because there is wet laundry draped over it....just pretend you don't notice, okay? Thanks. Oh yeah..and when the hell did I think they were gonna stop selling dryer sheets? I go to find some this morning and pull out 3 jumbo size boxes, still unopened,and 1 regular size box that had a few sheets missing. I hate it when I do that...apparently, REPEATEDLY.

Okay..so this will probably not get my blogs sponsored by Sav-A-Lot...BUT....can we just talk for a moment about the shitty stuff they sell? Now I know that Sav-A-Lot can be very helpful. There are not too many places you can go get 6 bags of groceries and pay like 7.19 for them. BUT, I'm sitting here hiding from the cat because I made the mistake of buying him some Sav-A-Lot cat food and cat dirt. First of all..the cat dirt? Ummmm NO. Neva eva eva again...That cat shits like a baby elephant. Not only does this cheap ass dirt not clump....but I swear fo Christ...it magnifies the smell. Nasty ass cat. Maybe he's doing it on purpose though. I swear to GOD, that fat ass bastid tried to throw the can of cat food at me this morning. Now he is just standing in the entryway to the kitchen..glaring at me and sharpening knives.

So, after the cat food fiasco, I decided to make some breakfast. No kids at home today, so I can relax and eat what I wanna....I scrambled up some eggs and added some Sav-A-Lot cheese. WHATDAFUKK is Sav-A-Lot cheese made out of? Kryptonite?! I'm saying, I started making those damn eggs at 8:00 this morning and I'm STILL waiting on that gyatdayumed cheese to melt! Man..I'm just forgetting about taking any more time off to relax...I'm going back to work tomorrow.