Nooooooo, not the Booty Talk Series!!

TGIF! That being said....last night was just....TRAUMATIC for me. Wanna hear about it? Here it goes:

So last night..it was getting late. And someone had sent me a few errrm..flirty lil texts that mighta had my head spinning just a lil. Or maybe it was the migraine that I've been battling for 3 days straight. Or it could have been the pain pills I popped a few extra of when I got home from work. Or..never mind..I digress. Anywhoo...

So yeah, I say to myself..*Self (cuz that's how I talk to myself) ...Self...this would be a good time to pop in a flick* You know..purely educational reasons of course..I don't watch that nastiness, that horrible display of sexism and misogyny, the objectification of women (and some men) With names like Pinky and Roxy Reynolds and Cherokee. Ughh..nope..I don't watch that mess. I was just planning to umm..research. You know? Research so that I could umm...educate others about that flim flarm nastiness.

So I open up the lil goody drawer. You know the one where you keep all the really fun stuff, your movies, the oils, the contents of the special Secret Valentine box from your friend at the board (Thanks Dre!!), the duster, the 3 different sets of handcuf....uh..well..you know what I mean. So anyway..I reach in..hmm....move a few things out of the way....hmm...AHH, there's one of the cases..Wait. this feels a lil empty ..open it....peer inside at the empty black circle...nope..it's still empty...grab two more cases...same result. What da heyell? And where are the rest of the cases? And all the bootlegs in the lil white sleeves? Toss the drawer, because I'm SUUUURE the dvd's are hiding under something else. Go toss a bigger drawer where I don't normally keep them..but maybe I moved them. Nope

I go to Aja's room *uuhhh Aja? This is a little awkward, but umm...did you happen to borrow a whole drawer full of umm..*gulp* well..you know. Movies? From my drawer?* Aja gives me the usual look *BLANKbirdschirpingBLANK* "Huh Mummy?" *My movies Aja..you know...mooooooooovies?* "oooooooooooooooh, no Mummy..(insert her typical confused look and voice here)* Okay Aja..thanks.

I look all around my room now..just SURE that I have secretly been hiding porns from myself just in case the house gets raided by a bunch of bible thumpers. And then..Aja says something that makes all the sense in the world. I know...THAT in itself is such a irony...lol *It was probably that triflin ass ___________. He would know where they are and he did come to get his stuff while you were at work*

Awww mannnnnnnn!!!! How you gonna steal someone porn collection?? If that ain't the most triflin...cornball, stingy ass move!!! Not Pinky!!!! You could have taken the gift dvd's..the ones that I could care less about it. But you took the Booty Talk Collection!!!! That was just...uncivilised! Just unnecessary. I need a moment.