Sit Yo Azz Down Saturday...

This is your chance to tell someone how you really feel about something. We all know how reserved and polite I am *coughcough*...so this will incredibly hard for me..but I'll try :D

First...ALL of those damn Kardashian sisters...sit yo man hungry asses down!!! Better yet...find a career that does not include pimping yourself out or television/club appearances.

Thirsty ass men...please sit yo asses down! If a woman has not responded to your texts, calls, emails, pleas, etc. Errrm..thats pretty good hint. Take it.

African scam artists...PLEASE sit yo asses down!! We have caught on..all we do is delete everything you send.

Skinny men in extra Smedium tshirts and wife-beaters. Please put a sweater on, grab a handful of biscuits and sit yo ass down somewhere.

I'm equal opportunity...chicks with muffin tops in extra tight shirts..that shyt is NOT cute. Embrace your fluffiness, love your fluffiness..be happy with your fluffiness..BUT...find a shirt that FLATTERS your fluffiness.

Undercover fat girl lovers who want to date us privately, but don't want their partnas to know. Sit yo ass down and grow a nutsack. There's too many men out here who recognize that beautiful comes in all sizes.

HIM...no names, he knows who HIM is...man, sit yo triflin ass down! Thatisall