BAM!!!! Here you go Mother!!!!
Should it bother me that my Mother...Lil Donna DooRight herself, is the one person who keeps asking me when I am going to update my annual *He Could Get Da Pannies* list?? If it were any other mother, it probably would...but this is MY Mama..and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree for real. So......in random order as they pop into my brain...Keep in mind, I'm really on a beard kick...I love my bearded men.
Idris Elba. *sighhhhhh* Where do I begin Idris? From the top of his head down to his "probably" ashy big ass feet. Idris could get it. I don't care if he is using his British, Baltimore or combination accent. Idris would get it...on stage at the Oscars. Televised. With the lights on and the actors in the audience. I'm just saying.
Lyfe Jennings....Gawt diggidy dayum.....thats a sexy mofo. I wonder if he would sing while we bippidy bop? I'd like that shyt.
My friend Jerimy. Looka here man...we have been friends for way too long now! I think it's only fair that you let me hit that at least once man. Stop playing with my damn emotions!!! Those long ass locs...those pretty eyes. Mmm...yeah
My tattoo artist....that sexy beast known at Shotta. Id seen pictures of him prior to getting tatted...but seriously dude? Up close n personal?? *exhaleeeeeeeeeee* Oh my damn...I need a moment. Oh yeah...he could MOST definitely.....definitely.....mmm. Yeah, that. There is something about a man who is able to bring that pleasure/pain combo. TMI???
There is this guy on my IG friends. We have never even spoken, outside of a few hi's and bye's...and he is so NOT the kinda man I would normally check out. But it's his whole....THING. He has it. That sex appeal, innate sexiness...that forgive the term...but SWAG. He HAS it. Mmmmm, if he actually lived in the US (he lives in London), I'd drive to that!! At night. On the highway. With one headlight out. And a broken cd player. And bad brakes. In the rain.
Okay, I stopped for an hour because I started checking Instagram and forgot I was typing, lol. Lemme think back to my list.
Oh Em Gee....My friend IG/FB Dave!! Oh Em Gee....That man is leader of the FILF pack! I would sooooooooooo do him. Today is his birthday as a matter of fact. I gotta present for him :)
Chef Roble. Yeah, I know he is a little ...petite. But damn....cute AND can cook??? You know a greedy wench like me likes them odds!!!
Nard. Yup. He's so pretty. And sexified. Thatisall. All I can say is YUP
This youngin in Texas...Kocc. Good lawdy, he is fine. Too bad I've moved on from the youngings.
Okay....I'm done. For now. I keep getting sidetracked and now I have heartburn that is annoying me. Until I return....... *deuces*
Friday, March 29, 2013
Ramblings From A Certifiable Rambler
Dayummm...has it been this long since I last posted? Hmmm...I guess it has. Okay, where do I begin my rambling? Just be forewarned, my ADHD has been on EXTRA the last few weeks. I'm doing good if I stay focused on a topic for more than 2 minutes at a time.
I feel like I'm never on the laptop anymore. I do everything from my phone. Gahh...do you remember when we did EVERYTHING on our actual computers? From messengers...AIM and Yahoo messenger. Are they even still in service? That tells you how long it's been since I last used it. I think it's been like since I was in Boston, lol. Goodness, those were the pre-text message days. Well, we had text messages, but didn't use them nearly as much. We also hung out on BP (Blackplanet for those who don't know), Myspace, AOL Chats (yeah, I know I just took it waaaaay back) and for a few...and I ain't gonna name no names....but you know who you are....OBC...Online Booty Call!! LMFAO I remember signing up on a dare..and then being too embarrassed to actually speak to anyone on there, lol. Oooooh and the awesome sites...I used to stay busy on ODB aka Da Board aka Oh Dizzam aka....what else did we call it?? And of course Fullfiggas.com. Are they still around? Why did we stop joining boards. My board family really was family to me...still are as a matter of fact. *INSERT SHAMELESS PLUG HERE* Da Board is actually still active as a FB page...go like it and check it out. *END SHAMELESS PLUG HERE*
So, I did what nobody would ever expect from me. I got into a relationship. Yeah....I left it about 2 days after I went into it though, lol. I think I have decided that I really am single for life. Although, to be honest...Jabir and I haven't ended. I call us "Break Up To Make Up". Thats our title. I finally understand the meaning of *It's Complicated*, although I refuse to use it as my title. We will just remain "Break Up To Make Up". He and I have both been single for too long and are fiercely independant. So, although there is a serious emotional draw to each other...as soon as we spend more than an hour or two in each others presence...we start working each others nerves. But I choose not to get involved with anybody else until I have moved on 100% from this "thing" with us. Thats not fair to the next man. I've been slowly drawing myself apart from Jabir, but it's not easy. It's like we both know that we don't work as a couple...too many little differences that begin to meld into one BIGGGG difference. But, there is just this undeniable PULL that is like BAM as soon as we see each other. I think it's that we both respect each other and like each other so damn much as human beings...we are not willing to not be in each others lives. *shrug* Who knows...but this is why I choose not to get involved with anyone else, lol.
Okay, I won't turn this blog into a book...but expect another blog shortly...maybe within minutes...because I got a BUNCH of new candidates for the *He Could Get It* list!! And we all know I haven't updated that list in what...a year or so?
I feel like I'm never on the laptop anymore. I do everything from my phone. Gahh...do you remember when we did EVERYTHING on our actual computers? From messengers...AIM and Yahoo messenger. Are they even still in service? That tells you how long it's been since I last used it. I think it's been like since I was in Boston, lol. Goodness, those were the pre-text message days. Well, we had text messages, but didn't use them nearly as much. We also hung out on BP (Blackplanet for those who don't know), Myspace, AOL Chats (yeah, I know I just took it waaaaay back) and for a few...and I ain't gonna name no names....but you know who you are....OBC...Online Booty Call!! LMFAO I remember signing up on a dare..and then being too embarrassed to actually speak to anyone on there, lol. Oooooh and the awesome sites...I used to stay busy on ODB aka Da Board aka Oh Dizzam aka....what else did we call it?? And of course Fullfiggas.com. Are they still around? Why did we stop joining boards. My board family really was family to me...still are as a matter of fact. *INSERT SHAMELESS PLUG HERE* Da Board is actually still active as a FB page...go like it and check it out. *END SHAMELESS PLUG HERE*
So, I did what nobody would ever expect from me. I got into a relationship. Yeah....I left it about 2 days after I went into it though, lol. I think I have decided that I really am single for life. Although, to be honest...Jabir and I haven't ended. I call us "Break Up To Make Up". Thats our title. I finally understand the meaning of *It's Complicated*, although I refuse to use it as my title. We will just remain "Break Up To Make Up". He and I have both been single for too long and are fiercely independant. So, although there is a serious emotional draw to each other...as soon as we spend more than an hour or two in each others presence...we start working each others nerves. But I choose not to get involved with anybody else until I have moved on 100% from this "thing" with us. Thats not fair to the next man. I've been slowly drawing myself apart from Jabir, but it's not easy. It's like we both know that we don't work as a couple...too many little differences that begin to meld into one BIGGGG difference. But, there is just this undeniable PULL that is like BAM as soon as we see each other. I think it's that we both respect each other and like each other so damn much as human beings...we are not willing to not be in each others lives. *shrug* Who knows...but this is why I choose not to get involved with anyone else, lol.
Okay, I won't turn this blog into a book...but expect another blog shortly...maybe within minutes...because I got a BUNCH of new candidates for the *He Could Get It* list!! And we all know I haven't updated that list in what...a year or so?
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