BAM!!!! Here you go Mother!!!!
Should it bother me that my Mother...Lil Donna DooRight herself, is the one person who keeps asking me when I am going to update my annual *He Could Get Da Pannies* list?? If it were any other mother, it probably would...but this is MY Mama..and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree for real. So......in random order as they pop into my brain...Keep in mind, I'm really on a beard kick...I love my bearded men.
Idris Elba. *sighhhhhh* Where do I begin Idris? From the top of his head down to his "probably" ashy big ass feet. Idris could get it. I don't care if he is using his British, Baltimore or combination accent. Idris would get it...on stage at the Oscars. Televised. With the lights on and the actors in the audience. I'm just saying.
Lyfe Jennings....Gawt diggidy dayum.....thats a sexy mofo. I wonder if he would sing while we bippidy bop? I'd like that shyt.
My friend Jerimy. Looka here man...we have been friends for way too long now! I think it's only fair that you let me hit that at least once man. Stop playing with my damn emotions!!! Those long ass locs...those pretty eyes. Mmm...yeah
My tattoo artist....that sexy beast known at Shotta. Id seen pictures of him prior to getting tatted...but seriously dude? Up close n personal?? *exhaleeeeeeeeeee* Oh my damn...I need a moment. Oh yeah...he could MOST definitely.....definitely.....mmm. Yeah, that. There is something about a man who is able to bring that pleasure/pain combo. TMI???
There is this guy on my IG friends. We have never even spoken, outside of a few hi's and bye's...and he is so NOT the kinda man I would normally check out. But it's his whole....THING. He has it. That sex appeal, innate sexiness...that forgive the term...but SWAG. He HAS it. Mmmmm, if he actually lived in the US (he lives in London), I'd drive to that!! At night. On the highway. With one headlight out. And a broken cd player. And bad brakes. In the rain.
Okay, I stopped for an hour because I started checking Instagram and forgot I was typing, lol. Lemme think back to my list.
Oh Em Gee....My friend IG/FB Dave!! Oh Em Gee....That man is leader of the FILF pack! I would sooooooooooo do him. Today is his birthday as a matter of fact. I gotta present for him :)
Chef Roble. Yeah, I know he is a little ...petite. But damn....cute AND can cook??? You know a greedy wench like me likes them odds!!!
Nard. Yup. He's so pretty. And sexified. Thatisall. All I can say is YUP
This youngin in Texas...Kocc. Good lawdy, he is fine. Too bad I've moved on from the youngings.
Okay....I'm done. For now. I keep getting sidetracked and now I have heartburn that is annoying me. Until I return....... *deuces*
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