You asked for it..here it is!!! (okay..you didn't really ask for it)

The 2011 Annual "He Could Get It" List!!! In other words, I have been e-stalking some of my facebook friends pictures and now I once again have "sex on da brain". Not that this is anything new...but occasionally, it is even ..wait..lemme go fix occasionally..my spell check keeps popping up, so my spidey sense is telling me that I just destroyed that word...Okay, where was I? Oh yeah...He Could Get It 2011!!

*and before you greeedy lil heffas go and try to add my sexyfied friends on fb..dammit, I have first dibs!!!!!! And not all of them are on fb anyway!*

First...we gotta start with the FILFS (Fathers I'd Loooooooooooove to f......umm...well...hmmm, well..you get the point) Simply because I seem to have so many on my fb friends.

Introducing the FILFS:

Jerimy.....sweet baby Jesus...I have never wanted to dry hump someone on a stool at a restaurant in Charleston so much before!!! (yeah, I know that was specific, but I HAVE sorta wanted to dry hump someone on a stool before..but never at a restaurant in Charleston!!! LMFAO) So damn pretty that you just want to slap somebody..

my Faby Baby...it has been discussed Fabian, and the general consensus among us that was that YES..you are DA MAN. Combine the sexy and the funny and dammit man..you just could really get it. Thatisall

Trev..even though you smile like once a century...as I was reminded when I drooled over your picture this morning...when you do...clawdhavmercy....you and your evil ass could get it

Kenney...mmm Sir..you my dear could definitely get da good good...Nuf said..you know how too.

Geno...*inhaleexhaleinhaleexhale* whoo Lawd...I can't even find the words.....*inhaleexhalepantpantpant* Gotta prepare for that one..do some kegals and squats and shyt...

Carl...*and sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh* man, I used to looooooooooveded me some Carl. He still makes me drool.

Kevin M....Whoo damn, I am glad you are happily married, because mayunnnnnn. When i first met you at that party, I almost bit my damn tongue off. That's the kinda man that will make ya stupid..just fine for no reason. You mah dear, are a FILF

Bobby...lemme preface this with YES, I know he's married! Being on this list doesn't mean you WOULD get it..just means that I have thought of you buck ass nekkid in my mind once or two thousand times. That being said....Bobby...umm yeah. You a FILF dude.

Lionell. Okay..now this one..I was gonna put on the Intelligents..you know those ones that could be so damn smart that it just turns you on (don't get me wrong..they are still fine..the intelligence just makes em even finer!)...but he is also a dad...so he gets honorable mention of both lists. Damn, now I got my lists all mixed up and I'm confused. Damn you Lionell!!! Dang...which would also define

LaMikhael...One day I'm gonna spell his name correctly too. Like Lionell, he is just one of those package deals..funny, smarter than a 5th grader, sexy, and he likes candy as much as me!!

Okay...clearly, there are a lot of FILFS on my list..I am trying to break em down into sections, because different things make people sexy in my eyes...

The Funny/Sexy/Cools...Yup, they are all 3 rolled up into one sexy ass package!!!! because anyone that knows me, knows that I love to laugh and if you can make me laugh without even trying to...then you get sexier every time I look at you...

Vance. He's sexy..he's funny, he's cool...he's sexy...Wait..I lost my train of thought. Any man that will stop what he's doing...and sing a duet at the top of his lungs at a party with me (and on key!) mmmm...man...you coulda got it, lol.

Kirk..this man just KEEPS me laughing...repeatedly and that is some sexy shyttttt. AND talented..another point there! Anybody who actually GETS what I'm saying and realizes that 99% of it is sarcasm..is brilliantly sexy in my mind! lol

Timmy Tim...no secret WHY he could get it. Mannn, forget being funny, he is SEXY..the funny, the height, the body...the overall is just so damn sexy.

Maaaaaarrrcuusssssss...That's Marcus for those who don't speak Lisa. But Marcus knows that I can never just say his name...I have to draw it out. LOL. Yeah, I know I have like 54 Marcus's on my friends list! Hahhaaaaa!!! He'll know who he is though..he's the only one that I call Maaaaaaaaarrrcccuuuussssss when we are on the phone and text :)

The Singers......singers are soooooooooo sexy to me. Well, GOOD singers. And there are a few that I know...

Dean...Lawddddddhavmuhcy..Dean...Dean...Dean...mm..you know what? Thatisall..

Maurice and Stephen...There's two of them???!!!!! Formerly of Perfect Gentlemen, now of the Muzik Makers...brothers...both sing like whoa...both sexy as they wanna be....*le sigh*

Zane and Jay aka S.O.U.L. You ever heard that expression *could sing your drawers off*? These two mickeefickee's here???? Mannnnnnnn, Jay sings this Gerald Levert cover...and I swear fo Jiminy Cricket..by the end of the song..I am nekky and writhing on the floor of Caprioska...in my mind. Just....ridiculous. And Zane...Zane got that...sexy that makes you wanna punch him thing going on. Those high notes...that body...that face....that voice....*shudder*

Okay...Before I name like EVERY man I know..lemme end this for now. I might have to come back with a part two, because I KNOW I left out a few people. And I know they will text/message/call me like *damn...you ain't never wanted to see me nekkey too???*

dang, this list is getting pretty long huh? Have I really thought about this many damn men nekky? Oh my....

The Randomness That Is Lisa

So, I've been sitting here for the last hour or so, trying to decide what I would blog on today. But my A.D.D. seems to be on overdrive today, so I am having a hard time reigning my thoughts into one cohesive thought. So I figured I'd just start typing. And by the end of the page...either I will have filled an entire page with absolute nothingness and lots of words that don't make sense. Orrrrrrrr, I will have forced my brain into an actual thought process and it will suddenly go *POOF* and suddenly, a brilliant idea will have emerged.

Yeah...I'm still going with the page of nothingness at this point. Shall I rant about dumbasses today? Rave about the gentlemen on my annual *He could get it* list? Go deep and discuss the ills and pains of my life? Shall I rant about the fact that my pc settings has my fonts looking all janky and I don't know how to change them? Or should I blog about the fact that I have nothing to blog about this afternoon? This is so unfair!! I finally have internet back..and it's a snow day, so I have all day to blog...and I have nothing. Dammit..this damn font is pissing me off. I guess I'll just go try to reset the internet fonts and then come back and hopefully by then..my brain will be functioning.

I'm Backkkkkkkkk

Good Morning People...

It's only been what...about a year?? Yerp, well, I'm back. And although I'd like to sit here and write a summary of everything that I've done this past year, duty calls and I must go to work. BUTTTTTTT...don't start crying just yet, I WILL be home tonight. if for no other reason than I am too broke to go out! And when my internet time comes up (the girls and I have shifts. I have night shift, which seemed like a good idea til I remembered how early my arse goes to bed half the time...foiled again) Anyway, I digress. I shall return this evening, with another installment of As Lisa Turns.

Buh Byeeee!!